Nutrition Nibbles

The company I work for - Morrison Management Specialists, Inc - has a health and wellness blog called Nutrition Nibbles. The blog administrator asked employees from across the country to submit entries for the blog. I felt like most of the entries on the blog were a bit on the serious side, so I decided to write a rap song to lighten things up. Surprisingly, it was a hit! Get your beat box ready. Here it is:

Life As a Dietitian

Life as a dietitian is pretty funny
We roll the dough not the money
Know our sugar from our honey
Know our OJ from our Sunny
Tell ya don't eat at a Shoney
Find the real thing not a phony
Yeah, life as a dietitian is never dull
Had a patient say he ate a seagull
What!?
Don't know the content of a seagull
And that's all I can say about that
Hey, life as a dietitian can be shrewd

We take people away from their food
If they saw what we ate we'd be sued

Cuz we eat fries like they never been chewed

Well, life as a dietitian is pretty nice
We got a world of advice
Choose a bite not a slice
Stick with brown rice
With your fluid count the ice
Yeah, life as a dietitian is pretty sweet
Go flexitarian, cut back on meat
At Morrison we got us a fleet
Great RD's that can't be beat
Get people healthy and up on their feet